Hidden Armadillo

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.

Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

by haleycakes March 12, 2010

Armadillo Sack

a nice well-rounded and tight nutsack that rolls up like an armadillo when cold.

tyrone dropped his pants and showed us his armadillo sack for show and tell today.

by nutface May 05, 2008

Sunny The Armadillo

Hey, It's Ghost (From WM), I've got A huge account here, and I'd just like to say Sunny The Armadillo is overrated.

He'll never find me here!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

TEAM ARMADILLO

A foursome of golfers; which includes a gimp, a guy with one nut, and two guys who suck at golf.

Team Ramrod destroys Team Armadillo every year at the golf outing.

by JMMB LFSL December 28, 2011

Reverse Armadillo

When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse

I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.

by GK2001 February 24, 2022

Pink Armadillo

The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.

He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!

by JennyBruHaHa July 01, 2010

Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 14, 2012