Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
by BullshitRhymes October 29, 2020
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Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020
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Aquarium socialist

An aquarium socialist is part of a left wing minority in a generally anti-left wing party, usually liberal or conservative in nature if not name. They are generally kept around in a tokenistic manner to foster the myth that the party they are in is democratic and ideologically pluralistic, but are never allowed to attain any serious power within that party. The more right wing factions in the party will behave as aggrieved narcissists and begrudge them forever if they succeed for a while in attaining power over the party despite their efforts.

Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)
"No we can't split the vote by having an actually left wing party, we have to vote for the lesser evil or <greater evil> will win."

"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."
by Il Senza Preteze May 14, 2025
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I am not an aquarium

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022
When someone asks you about your star sing.

I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium
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German aquarium

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.
German aquariums….so hot right now.
by SmugFrog December 18, 2022
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Aquarium

The act of pissing in the mouth of the person you’re having sex with then cumming in the mouth full of piss the ropes of cum will float like a fish.
Bro this chick is a super freak. She let me turn her mouth into a aquarium last weekend. *She definitely needs therapy.
by RageQuit_24/7 July 28, 2023
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Aquarium

A very bad place in The Gates of Hell. Usually people found guilty in the court of Hell are sent there. It is literally just the stomach of a leviathan.

Ethan is the first and only permanent occupier there.
If you don't shut up, I'll send you to the aquarium
by Cube Man October 14, 2021
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