April 26 

April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

April 26 by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019

April 26 

National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!

Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!

April 26 by hippolotl362 March 23, 2021

April 26 

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

April 26 by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 27, 2022

april 26 

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

april 26 by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

April 26 

National Truck Hop Day

person 1: “Hey!! What are you doing tomorrow”
person 2: “riding around with different boys. It’s April 26.”

April 26 by channel catfish October 28, 2019

April 26 

April 26 is National Taryn Day, where everyone gets to appreciate every Taryn in the world and how awesome they are.

Person 1: DAMMMMM TARYN LOOKIN FINE TODAY
Person 2: It is April 26, National Taryn Day after all

April 26 by RyanxyzMc October 15, 2019

April 26 

is pinch the annoying friend

Ha it's April 26 I'm going to pinch you Jessica

April 26 by hahaiwrotethis April 22, 2021