The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
by thekid9100 November 7, 2010
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Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
by NikkiDale April 23, 2018
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lesbian apocalypse: Lesbian Apocalyse is taking over my FYP!
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse
by ian is gay June 3, 2022
Get the lesbian apocalypse mug.Freedom by Apocalypse, or an FBA person is a type of person who sees or creates the idea of freedom and happiness in an Apocalyptic world. (If surviving the first blow to create that Apocalyptic world such as nuclear warfare, meteors, plague etc.)
The Freedom by Apocalypse (aka FBA) kids keep talking about how if a nuke went oƒf and killed a bunch of us off , then the survivors of the nuke blast would be free to do whatever they wanted, and i gotta admit, free cars and clothes we will have if we survive? Im in!!!!!
by I like saying things June 30, 2017
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An electronic musician who promotes his music through MySpace, Facebook and other social networking sites. He has started to grow a fan base and is frequently seen on Stickam he is noted for his effeminate personality and outrageous behavior which has caught attention of many viewers. He has been related to Chris Crocker is his mannerisms.
An electronic musician who promotes his music through MySpace, Facebook and other social networking sites. He has started to grow a fan base and is frequently seen on Stickam he is noted for his effeminate personality and outrageous behavior which has caught attention of many viewers. He has been related to Chris Crocker is his mannerisms.
by JonneyBoy April 14, 2009
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by budo March 16, 2009
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Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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