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Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.
Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.
by JRKJR October 24, 2009
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Native American Dick

The biggest dick known to man, bigger than a black dick. Ranging anywhere from 12-21in fully erect.
"Sitting Bull destroyed my pussy yesterday! He must have a Native American dick!"
by jaykat98 August 13, 2019
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North American Pavement Ape

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.
by TruckFrump May 21, 2018
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American Alleyway

when you just mugged, raped, then murdered in the span of 69 seconds
by Doctor X, Memelogist January 18, 2020
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African-American Friday

The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.
by Frank Big November 29, 2010
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American 'socialist'

A social democrat.

A socialist is someone who advocates for the means of production to be controlled by the government or community as a whole.

Because the American political spectrum is skewed to the right they seem to believe that universal healthcare, free university, high taxes, redistribution of property and a strong welfare system are socialist. However, they are not socialist in themselves, only general left-wing notions. Some of these may even be supported by the right, for instance the majority of European conservatives are proponents of universal healthcare, but evidently they are not socialists.

American 'socialists' often cite the Nordic countries as successful 'socialist' countries. Despite this, the means of production in these countries is privately owned, so they are actually social democracies.
American: Bernie Saunders is a socialist.
European: He's not a socialist, he's an American 'socialist'.
American: What's the difference?
European: The latter is a social democrat.
by LondonDictionary March 27, 2017
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Outdoor American

If you call a park bench home; if your idea of a buffet is chinese trash; One who shits in a bucket on the reg; one who dwells under and overpass (not to be confused with a troll); if you reside in a pop up community; if you bathe in the local creek; if your job description is holding a piece of cardboard (not to be confused with human directional advertisement) you might be an outdoor American.
by Craig, and TJMCJ November 15, 2013
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