seventh day adventist

A Protestant Christian denomination whose followers, upon Bible proof, observe Saturday (the seventh day) as the day of worship. Adventists worship from Friday's sunset to Saturday's sunset - a period of time called "the Sabbath day."

Followers of this belief...

- are generally against abortion.
- refrain from eating pork, shellfish, and other animals that the Bible tells are "unclean"; many people of this faith are vegetarians.
- are against gay marriage.
- are opposed to any piercings and tatoos.
- dress modestly and without adornments (i.e. jewelry, make up, extravagant hairstyles).

Being a Seventh day Adventist is really awesome - it fulfills my spiritual needs more than any other religion could.

by HappyLauren October 20, 2007

advertisement-furry

someone who dresses up in an animal costume to advertise a business.

hey dude did you hear that john got a job as an
Advertisement-Furry?

No way, what animal is he wearing?

A Polar bear.

by EmperorOfNerds May 4, 2011

advertisement

A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.

This definition brought to you by WIRE SCREEN DOORS.

by B-Drac September 21, 2003

advertisement

A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.

I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

as advertised

Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.

The Trojan condom is as advertised.

by DaKing007 January 27, 2009

Advertising

The tool of the devil.

Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya!

by rnr January 7, 2005