T.A.D.S

This is a very funny thing.It means Touching Another Dude Softly.

JohnDude stop touching me like that!
CarlHow was I touching you?
JohnT.A.D.S.Touching Another Dude Softly.

by TiffTiffL April 16, 2009

A.D.S.

A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.

Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.

by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 7, 2010

a.d.s.

Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s

there is no asian with a dick larger than 3 inches

by C wizz February 20, 2003

Ad Skipper

A person who regularly tries to skips ads. No matter where they are and what the ad is.

Person 1:"Eww! A ad! Skip." *Tires to find the skip ad button on the ad but realizes there is no ad skip button in real life.*
Person 2:*Sigh* "Parents these days. Teaching their kids how to be a professional Ad Skipper."

by TheOnlySmeggy October 11, 2016

A.D.S

Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.

Boy 1: Sorry man I have such bad A.D.S

Boy 2: Aw man so do, SQUIRREL, I

by What,huh June 22, 2011

D.A.D.S

Stands for Drugs Alcohol Dancing and Sex. Basically the 4 key components for a kickass night.

Dude 1: You going to that club this weekend? I heard its has drugs, alcohol, the best music and hot chicks.
Dude 2: Hell Yeah! We're gonna D.A.D.S it up!

by yatusabesz September 15, 2012

G.O.N.A.D.S.

G aming
O rdinators
N ational
A ssociation for
D eveloping
S ystems

As seen on the fictional Decline of Video Gaming flash video series. This acronym spells gonads.

"Hi! I'm from G.O.N.A.D.S."

by SpursEngine February 11, 2009