k.m.a.p.s.i

k.m.a.p.s.i stands for kicks more ass per square inch

Josh: "Yeah she k.m.a.p.s.i than stacy"
Tyler: "Excuse me but what the cinnamon toast f does that mean??"

by annathething January 31, 2020

D.A.P.O.S.

Dumb ass piece of shit.

that blonde monica is a D.A.P.O.S.

by dropdeadfred7342 October 8, 2011

K.A.P.O.S.

K.A.P.O.S. is an acronym for Kill All Pedophiles On Site.

When nambla showed up the pride parade, we all shouted K.A.P.O.S. before beating them and tossing their bodies in the sewer. Trash like them don't belong in our community.

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 18, 2021

𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀

Turn your phone around

Please 𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀

by Igorisgay March 5, 2020

f.a.m.p.s.

fuckin ass mega pussie shit

you are a f.a.m.p.s.

by joejoethetee September 15, 2009

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019