how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? 

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

you could drive a wooden person crazy 

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

you could drive a wooden person crazy by Chainsaw August 29, 2005

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

A-wood 

All-wood side of Clifton, Jersey.
New Street gang

Yo where you rep?

We reppin' A-WooD.

A-wood by B.B. April 1, 2005

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris? by anonymous December 13, 2017

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Keith May 21, 2004