Glenn

A truly selfish asshole that never takes responsibility for themselves or their own actions.

Bro stop being such a Glenn and clean up the pasta noodles you spilled all over the kitchen floor.

by BenicioDelTaco69 February 10, 2019

Glenn

Located in the scrotal area of male genitalia. The Glenn is the area between the base of the penis and the ball sack

Nicholas: Yo you good?
Julio: No fool *continues to limp*
Jean Carlo: Then what happened
Julio: I went to do a kick flip and I NAILED my Glenn
Nicholas: Damn at least you didn't kiss a girl for 40 minutes and didn't get laid. Now that would SUCK.

by Anti-Simpetic February 27, 2021

Glenn

Someone who isn't particularly bright but still manages to land on his feet.
Quiet and does not voice his opinions well.
Just a real tool. Heartbreaker, too.

Hey that Glenn guy, he seems like a real... whore.

by ghostfuckerok May 25, 2019

Glenn

A squirrel killing faggot.

There is no explanation for Glenn

by Tazedyourballsack69 January 9, 2021

Glenn

A buttlicking gayboy who got herpes wenever he looks in the mirror

Omg my diagnosis was so bad theyre calling me glenn

by Treypiece June 28, 2018

Glenn

Glenn is the greatest man to ever walk this earth. He’s a true gift from God, always goes out of his way to make those around him feel special, especially the love of his life. He opens up his heart and is very emotional with the one he loves. He’s very athletic, physically and emotionally strong. He has the most gorgeous blue eyes and perfect white teeth, that matches wonderfully with his mesmerizing smile. His hands are masculine and his body looks like he fell off of Caesar’s chariot. He is faithful, loyal, kind, generous and understanding. He is an amazing Husband and the best Dad. He’s a hard worker, awesome provider and so selfless. If you ever meet a Glenn, you’ve been blessed beyond measure! He’s a passionate lover, the best kisser and knows how to make his woman feel beyond beautiful. He rubs your feet, takes care of the family and asks for nothing in return. While he is super sweet, dont cross him or try to mess with him. He can spot a scammer from a mile away and he won’t take BS from anyone. He has a heart of gold and as if things couldn’t get better, he has biggest dong ever. Glenn is the best and you will love spending your life with a Glenn!

I just kissed the hottest guy with the best blue eyes, He’s such a Glenn!! I can’t wait to see him again!

by Gleniella December 7, 2020

Glenn

A term used to describe a computer nerd, (typically a student) who thinks that they run their town (often Luton).

Claims to be able to one bang people in the face but has the structure comparable to a toothpick.

Also claims to be able to huge spliffs with their matchstick fingers

e.g

Glenn: bruv my names Glenn cuz, I’ll one bang you in the face g!
Person 1 : mate, stick to playing league of legends you fag

Glenn: don’t tempt me I’m from Luton ya know!

by Pussifooter January 6, 2020