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M-Kay and A 

The abbreviated name refers to the incredibly talented Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and comes in handy when you're in a pinch and can't quite find the energy to say eight syllables...We've got it right down to four!! Talk about convenience!
Did you see M-Kay and A on the VMA's last night? Those matching outfits were terrible, Gag me with a spoon!!!
M-Kay and A by EM SIZZLE September 10, 2005
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I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it 

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face
I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt 

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

Kick a Alice and a Ella day 

Today is a lucky day you get a free kick on Alice and Ella. Kick them as hard as you can.
Today it is kick a Alice and a Ella day

cup of knowledge and a gallon of words 

when somebody talking out of their ass just wont shut up.
Millenial: Im not religious but im hella spiritual. u should come in the mountains and live like me this summer. I practice forest bathing, im vegan, i do yoga, i practice good karma......
Me interupting: stfu gey boiiiiiiiiiii. u got a cup of knowledge and a gallon of words. the concept of spirits come from the fact that our existence transcends this world. u cannot believe in a spirits without believing in some sort of divine entity.

2 kippers and a cockle 

A lady's private parts
Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle
2 kippers and a cockle by anonymous February 13, 2025

My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it