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Triston

A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.
Why is that guy so big?

Probably because he's a "Triston".
by TotallyNotAce July 22, 2024
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dirty triston

When you let your girl peg you while she is dressed as Mickey mouse
Jayden asked if we could try the dirty Triston next time we go to Disney world
by Lds69 December 13, 2024
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Triston

To be a Triston, you are being loving, loyal, and an amazing boyfriend. A Triston is VERY hard to come by but once you get addicted to one, you can’t let them go.
“Wow your boyfriend is such a Triston. I with I had one!”
by JC❤️ April 15, 2024
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Triston

Tall stupid teenager that likes to fish and hangs with friends and acts hella gay but is straighter then a pencil. Possibly fat but plays hella sports and makes lots of friends even with social anxiety
Hey is that triston
by Usjdhsjjs November 21, 2021
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Triston Mendoza

A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?
Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah
by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022
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Triston Fan

he was a triston fan
by adhsyxbzjksd March 18, 2025
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Triston

Is an astounding friend that will listen and encourage/be there at your lowest. He often gets hurt for trying but always remain strong and humble. He is someone you definitely do not want to lose as a Great friend or soulmate. He is athletic , funny , smart , handsome & patient. He also loves adventures & helping people. Don’t lose him. You’ll regret it

Get you a triston <3
Person 1 : Does Triston make you feel safe ?
Person 2 : Feel safe , yes he’s home
by xXsofiacatXx ;) November 23, 2021
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