go trip over a knife

a way of telling someone to kill themselves

alright dude, go trip over a knife

by bitchmas.tree October 5, 2017

Trip into a lifeboat

To miraculously and suspiciously escape unharmed, especially from a situation you yourself caused

Captain Schettino after sinking a cruise ship and leaving all the passengers aboard: "No signore, you don't understand. I trip into a lifeboat!"

by saidpatrick February 2, 2012

trip on a pineapple

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.

Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.

by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006

trip of a lifetime

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday

person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat

by v_k2009 October 16, 2010

Trip-Fil-A

Being high at a chick-Fil-A

Last night I was Trip-Fil-A

by MurderSauce April 30, 2013

Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends

She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month

by Penis1568 November 18, 2020

trip and fell into a lifeboat

To trip and fall into a lifeboat is to commit a gross dereliction of duty, to behave cowardly after one had accepted a position of leadership.

"I did not abandon my ship and crew, I trip and fell into a lifeboat!"

by Mouth of Babe February 4, 2012