Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga February 05, 2008

mondayed

similar to being out of your mind, drunk, stoned and more...

Lets get mondayed on Monday!

by ShanBan February 16, 2005

monday

the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.

"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."

by MLIAlover20 December 31, 2011

Monday

The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.

Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"

by MrJonesAndMe April 24, 2012

Mondai

Mondai is lively, has an admirable outlook on life, can brighten a room with a smile & make you laugh regardless of your mood. A force to be reckoned with for sure. Their exterior may seem tough... intimidating even. But, internationally is someone caring, kind, & a heart so big it's a wonder it isn't bursting out of their chest.. Someone you WILL fall for. Mondai is confident , smart , & a beautiful human who's often misunderstood & not appreciated nearly enough.. Mondai is so obviously lame & undoubtedly dorky / corny ... they might just be one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Mondai is strong & a leader. Someone everyone needs in their corner. A protector.

P.s. Mondai is mine and I WILL end you if you try me, sis

Mondai stole my heart.

by JojiTrash April 06, 2018

Monday

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever

by G-Union 2 August 05, 2004

Monday

The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.

( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday

by Jrotch October 30, 2012