janetism

A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.

OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!

by The Founder of Janetism January 1, 2016

Janets

Breasts. Particularly perky breasts.

Steve: She has some real nice janets. John: Yeah they are store bought. 1986 models.

by genblinko April 27, 2015

Janet

A manipulative whore that does nothing but fuck with other peoples feelings. Beware she shows no remorse, Pain, Regret, or sympathy

janet is a bitch

by Nonewniggas November 2, 2014

Janet

Janet its Greg please let me see the kids on Christmas i miss them.

Janet please.

by Shetookthekids December 16, 2018

janet

To be in a rage

( janet)Hi mister webb nice flat top! ( at this point the rage occurs)

by manisoto March 19, 2014

Janet

Janet is a person you want to be around during Halloween she will often scare you you is a person who will want positive energy around her she will often forget stuff she most likely the one I. The family that will turn out to be a person who will be seeing you future

Person: Hey Janet

Amy: you gonna die in 5 years

by #1 john August 16, 2018

Janet

When someone gets it horrible wrong / has a total lack of self awareness / can't tell their fingers from their toes.

Oh no! He's doing a Janet again!

by LadderOperator305 April 29, 2020