Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009

ghetto A/C

noun. The use of a big ass fan in an office or home in the place of a legitimate cooling system. The bigger the fan, the more ghetto the A/C.

coincidentally, a ghetto fan is a chinese resturant menu folded up and briskly waved to provide relief from the heat.

Sebastian: "My goodness, its like a convection oven in here."
Javier: "Don't worry, Josh is hooking us up with some ghetto A/C as we speak."
(A loud whirring sound errupts and buzzing resonates through the office)
Sebastian: "That Josh is a miracle worker, he must be licensed for GHAC work..."

by hot_guyz_fish June 4, 2008

Getting a job

A hard task, usually requiring effort, patience, and a low sense of procrastination. Something you know you have to do, but still your tv or video game is sooo tempting.

Mom- Ryan! Shoudn't you be getting a job?
Ryan- But mom! I'm so close to gaining a level!!

by triplef678 August 4, 2009

Getting a Frankie

The sexual act of giving someone oral sex in a restaurant.

dude 1: Dude i was out with this girl and she dropped her napkin under the table. next thing i knew, I WAS GETTING A FRANKIE!

dude 2: dude that is so epic!

by The Gunslinger92 December 30, 2010

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

getting a bead on

To move very quickly, speeding, being in a hurry.

Blimey did you see her go, she was really getting a bead on!

by Selz1977 March 12, 2008

Getting a Megson

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!

by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007