better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

by massivedong32 December 16, 2021

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

......
There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
......

by craig May 9, 2004

pop a tre in someone's eye

To shoot a three point shot (in basketball) while the defender is up close and unable to block.

"Hey did you see Paulino pop a tre in someone's eye last Thursday with zero on the clock? Yea, Texas won 74-71. It was tiiiight..."

by Randall Pinkfloyd July 24, 2008

Like a cobra in the eye

Used to describe sudden and unexpected events, not necessarily painful.

Realizing the coconut was gone was like a cobra in the eye.

Opening the bill was like taking a cobra in the eye.

by divine.deletia January 11, 2006

stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009