30 with a cat

A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys who meet these girls often fear hooking up with them since spending the night would involve sharing the bed with the cat or having the cat observe while they get it on or having to put up with the smell of the cat box or cat food in her bedroom. In addition, the cat becomes the primary concern for the girl and hinders her ability to date and do things with guys.

Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the party…did you hook up with her?
No way, forget that…”30 with a cat”.

by somareality July 29, 2009

have a cat in hell's chance

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

by gRis>> August 16, 2009

Dote Up A Cat

v. To fuck a cat. Could also mean to fuck those cat-people you find all the time in anime.

Bob: I would love to dote up a cat right now, you know what I mean?

Frank: I have no idea what that means.

by Nixon '08 January 10, 2009

There was a cat that really was gone

"There was a cat that really was gone" means someone who has gone mad or is really cool/hip

Person 1: Dude I really like Rasputin but I never understood the phrase "There was a cat that really was gone"
Person 2: Like a person gone crazy or something

*10-15 year olds start marching to the Soviet anthem nearby*

Person 2: Now those cats are really gone!

by JestFlyingOffATrain July 10, 2020

swinging a cat in a gymnasium

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.

Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."

by thewakeupguy April 23, 2008

Skin a cat

To complete or accomplish a job or task.

There is more than one way to "Skin a cat".

by word prophet April 16, 2012

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007