december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

by xenoverse9 November 29, 2020

december 5th

national give ur boyfriend a scrunchie day

alex: its december 5th
ella:oh yeah heres my scrunchie

by ilovefood727 December 5, 2020

December 5th

Only the coolest kids with blonde hair and blue eyes have a birthday on this day

Jayson- hey today is my birthday
Chloe- wow today must be December 5th because you're the coolest

by Slimshady25 December 6, 2020

December 5th

December 5th is bestie day. It’s day where you spend all your time with your bestie

Bf: Babe do you want to hang out today?
Gf: no I am hangout with my bestie, because it’s December 5th

by Madi16 November 6, 2020

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

December 5th

The day where the prettiest girls was born🤞🏾

Pretty girls born on December 5th

by Yurrr1946 November 30, 2023

December 5th

National Kiss your fortnite sugar daddy goodnight day. You must pleasure that homie that always gifts you 🙏

December 5th: National pleasure your fortnite sugar daddy day

Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet

by TheGoat34 December 2, 2023