4th of july

An excuse for people to post Instagram photos because they’re most likely sitting at home doing nothing.

“4th of July with my fam”

by Lil Pump D Rose July 1, 2017

Taste like 4th of July

taste like Jensen Ackles.

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.

by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021

4th of July

Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours

Jenny was excited about 4th of July

by Bigppboi70-1 July 4, 2022

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013