baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Taste like 4th of July

taste like Jensen Ackles.

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.

by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021

4th of julyfe

When you love Independence Day so much, it turns into a lifestyle (Lyfe-style). Patriotism in its most Rad form.

*Invented by Amanda Spicola and Eli Swanson June 2017.

Person 1: Dude, why are you wearing an American Flag shirt, its October...
Person 2: I live everyday like it's the 4th of Julyfe! Plus.. stars and stripes always look awesome!

Person 1: You know what, you're God damn right!

Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by 4thOfJulyfe June 30, 2017