you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.
we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.
4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.
there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.
4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.
there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 11, 2006
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by btard9000 November 11, 2009
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Rob goes to 4chan to gather anime porn and then logs onto his deviantART account where he posts drawing of semi naked anime girls to gain popularity among the cyber geek community.
He also take a shower once in a while.
His geeky hobbies include playing video games, being on the internet and giving thumbs down.
Lives in his room. Wish he was cool.
He also take a shower once in a while.
His geeky hobbies include playing video games, being on the internet and giving thumbs down.
Lives in his room. Wish he was cool.
by YourFriendTheInternets August 7, 2009
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Most likely because tumblr kids have daddy issues and anonymous being... well, it's /b/ what can we say?
When 4chan's 'raid' of Tumblr resulted in the realisation that their sexual tension would be best resolved in angrysex fanart and there really is no escaping Rule 34, 4chumblr was born.
Also known as tum/b/lr.
Most likely because tumblr kids have daddy issues and anonymous being... well, it's /b/ what can we say?
When 4chan's 'raid' of Tumblr resulted in the realisation that their sexual tension would be best resolved in angrysex fanart and there really is no escaping Rule 34, 4chumblr was born.
Also known as tum/b/lr.
“You’re late,” spat 4Chan, it’s voice venomous. “I know,” responded Tumblr, “but at least I’m fashionably so.” It gave the older website a cheeky smile. 4Chan grimaced. “I don’t think you understand how much I hate you,” it whispered, with as much menace as it could possibly muster, “your users are the cancer killing the internet. If it weren’t for our desire to build better public relations, we would never have been willing to discuss this truce with you.”
“Come now, Channy,” said Tumblr “we aren’t really all that different.” It paused for a moment and looked down at its shoes. Upon looking up again to meet 4Chan’s gaze, its eyes were glassy and its pupils appeared dilated. “Some of us,” breathed Tumblr “even admire your outrageous sense of humor, meme taste-making abilities, and abundance of cat macros. If anything, we’re jealous of you.” Before it could form any kind of response, 4Chan’s mouth was seized up by Tumblr’s in a passionate crushing of lips. The younger site kissed with the kind of longing born from buying into the sentiments of too many Bright Eyes songs. With horror, 4Chan found itself reciprocating, even fisting its hands in Tumblr’s hair. When the two finally broke apart, the younger site whispered, “Come on baby, let’s find a room. I wanna /b/one you all night long,” and for the first time, 4Chan found itself lacking the definition of air.
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“Come now, Channy,” said Tumblr “we aren’t really all that different.” It paused for a moment and looked down at its shoes. Upon looking up again to meet 4Chan’s gaze, its eyes were glassy and its pupils appeared dilated. “Some of us,” breathed Tumblr “even admire your outrageous sense of humor, meme taste-making abilities, and abundance of cat macros. If anything, we’re jealous of you.” Before it could form any kind of response, 4Chan’s mouth was seized up by Tumblr’s in a passionate crushing of lips. The younger site kissed with the kind of longing born from buying into the sentiments of too many Bright Eyes songs. With horror, 4Chan found itself reciprocating, even fisting its hands in Tumblr’s hair. When the two finally broke apart, the younger site whispered, “Come on baby, let’s find a room. I wanna /b/one you all night long,” and for the first time, 4Chan found itself lacking the definition of air.
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