gluck gluck 3000

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”

by turtlessuckdick August 24, 2020

I love you 3000

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.

“I love you a ton”
“I love you 3000”

by The Nutty Hutty May 3, 2019

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

Wet ass cooch

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie

by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.

Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

by Ancient Grease March 10, 2019

fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

i love you 3000

;spoilers;

an emotional, tear jerking line used by tony stark's daughter, morgan stark to tony. which was later used in tony's hologram.

marvel gotta stop making us cry tbh like woah

morgan : 'i love you 3000'

by stopmakingmecry-ily3000 May 6, 2019

gawk gawk 3000

a blowjob that takes your soul

last night this girl gave me the gawk gawk 3000. I almost didn't make it out alive

by ikilledmiguelsdog September 1, 2020