September 16

National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day

Person1: are you really having sex with Becky

Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022

September 16

national boomer day the day where you say ok boomer to the person thats birthday is on this day

Bob:today is september 16th its my birthday!!!!!!
Sarah: you know what that means.
Bob: Not again...
Sarah: OK BOOMER

by jdhfiyfhuytyduygfty6tftg December 19, 2019

september 16

the day where the stinkiest bitches we’re born

september 16 is smelly

by henrylee June 4, 2021

september 16

get back with your ex day

Person1: do you know what today is ?
Person 2: no..
Person1: september 16

by girly <#3 September 15, 2021

September 16

National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum

Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16

Person2: okay daddy

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 16

people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022