I think the top one is pretty good but could use a little adjustment.
So I give you the "easy for anyone to understand" version.

1 - Untappable ( The: I'd hit it if I were 30 shots deep..and unconscious..possibly dead too..preferably)
2 - Untappable (The: I'd never hit)
3 - Untappable (The: Maybe with a bag?... Nah. Never. uh uh can't.)
4 - Fucking Nerdy
5 - Average. Plain. (Men's stamp of approval but u won't get points with the homies.)
6 - More than 'just' plain. On the cute side I guess. (The: "My peen is rising" & +2 points with the homies.)
7 - Attractive (Not quite a babe yet. +3 points with the homies.)
8 - A Babe (+5 points with the homies.)
9 - Sexy (The: I can't hold my boner. +12 points with the homies.)
10 - Absolute perfection. Fire Hot. (Something kin to the kind of standard you'd find in a maxim magazine. +900 points with the homies.)
Bro: Dude, that one girl from home ec was totally checking me out. She's like a total 8.
Dude: The one with the overalls? Bro, she was a total 4. untappable bro..
Bro: Nah Dude the one nexxttt to her.
Dude: Ohhhh. Bro, shes a total babe.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
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1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...
Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run
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1-10 Female Attractive Scale

When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.
The 1-10 female attractive scale

Amir: Have you seen Riley?

Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.

Amir: I know right
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A 1-10 scale is generally used to rate a person, object, et cetera. This is used to express one's opinion about something in the scale of one to ten.
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A scale from 1 to 10 of which female is called attracted from good to bad
DAMN, Jennifer Lawrence is a fine 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale!
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A grading system of a females physical beauty. With 1 being very ugly and 10 being highly beautiful.
Hey man, she's gotta be a 7! On a 1-10 female attractiveness scale!!
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A bullshit scale that people refer to when replying to 'Like for a Rate/Tbh' likers on Instagram, where 7 is the lowest value for a non-Eugene/Cave Troll, and anything below means you are an outcast of society with a dick as a nose.
Kevin referred to the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale when Mandy liked his Like for a Rate and Tbh post, and gave her a 7.5 even though realistically she was a 4- not ugly enough to make feel bad about her ass-face.
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