Dirty Palpatine

When you give your girlfriend an electric shock the same time you cum in her mouth. Wxecutionable with many different common household objects, just like a taser for delf defense, or a car battery.

1: Dude, I just had the best sex ever!
2: I know, I heard the screaming when you performed the Dirty Palpatine.

by Certified theRapist July 19, 2022

free palpatine

Mocking of the phrase used for protest "free palestine"

Started when a obese gay twitter woman that didn't know how to write wrote "free palpatine" except of "free palestine"

Joe: "Free palestine!"
Tim: "Free palpatine little bro:

by FentMaster777 March 6, 2024

Warm Palpatine

The sexual act of jizzing all over your balls and then tasing them.

“Yeah my girl showed me the Warm Palpatine, still have the scorch marks!”

by spluffer August 6, 2025

The Dirty Palpatine

The act of cumming inside your girlfriend right as she gets struck by lightning and your electrified spunk makes her hair static

"Hey Ollie, have you ever done, The Dirty Palpatine?"
"What the fuck Tim?"

by epicminecrafter69420 February 25, 2021

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

Trump

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!

by TheCav February 16, 2025

Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Palpatined

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.

Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."

by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009