Tom: Tom is generous and sweet. Tom can be a total man-child, tom can be perverted. But Tom is a man you'd be lucky to have because though he might live far away he wants to take care of you when your sick or sad. he wants to calm you down when youre mad and snuggle you to sleep every night. tom is sensitive and his feelings will brake easy but its ok because its better than building walls. tom likes to do impulsive things when hes having a bad week. Tom know what he does wrong when he does it and says sorry when it is unneeded. Tom is the most perfect, handsome man in the whole universe and im lucky to have him. I want to grow old and, if I solidly change my mind, have children with him. I want to sleep in his arms every night. I want to have adventures with him. He is my Dark Angel and I am his Dark Princess <3
by DarkPrincess December 10, 2013
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by rowbo0301 January 24, 2019
Known as God, God destroyer, and the god of gods. At an early age he was gifted with the art of plumbing.. at the age of 10 he was recognized as the greatest plumber in the world (winning his first Nobel peace prize). At the age of 14 he was able to touch a pipe and it would automatically be installed to code. Within a few years he was able to plumb entire buildings just by looking at the project. They say Tom is also able to control the flow of rivers and currents in oceans. Jesus Christ approached him when he was at the age of 20 and told him he was a god. Jesus was never seem again.
by Tomswitness September 12, 2019
A Tom is Norwegian slang for a paedophile. They usually have up to 25 kids in his basement at any one time and will show their cock to a man at any possibility. They usually reside in an attic and work 10 to 15 hours a day, more than likely ignoring friends. They play sports games like madden, fifa, NBA etc but are never good at them. They usually have a large god complex.
by Dfhb cfhj April 28, 2020
Tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang and like so many other rhymes it has been shortened to just the initial word of the phrase e.g. bread and honey (money) became bread. However, unlike many others, Tom has multiple meanings which often can only be inferred from how it is used. Some of the common meanings of Tom are listed below:
1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;
1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;
“That bloke is a real Tom (4). He gave a lot of tom(3) to a right old tom(1). Didn’t do ‘er no good, mind; it was a load of tom(2).”
by AKACroatalin February 16, 2016