asencion 

A wonderful women sexy hot and temping wated by every man in earth.

Asencion is the sexyest women on earth.

asencion by Aselamor January 13, 2017

Ascension 

The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

Ascension by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

Ascension School 

The worlds most potent type of enema.

“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
“Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”

Ascension School by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022

Ascension To Heaven 

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!

Ascension To Heaven by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Ascension of Jean

On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.

That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.

Ascension of Jean by Alcee Hastings March 21, 2026

Resurrection Ascension 

Resurrection Ascension is a great school. Everyone is very nice and smart. They are so much better than students from Our Lady of Hope.

Resurrection Ascension is the best school ever.

Resurrection Ascension by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019

Resurrection Ascension 

The opposite of OLH.

Resurrection Ascension is the best school.

Resurrection Ascension by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019