Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

Almond Breeze by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

almond yak 

A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.

"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.

almond yak by I’rom Man December 11, 2020

almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."

almost there by Eric Carter April 1, 2008

almond joying 

Eating ass

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying

almond joying by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014

aljosa

a european kid that gets all the hot girls and has a big dick around 9 to 11 inches.

that kid aljosa he got a big dick

aljosa by boy hot April 13, 2009

almond goggles 

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

almond goggles by ken power September 5, 2007

Akmosh 

An exquisite cocktail. Made with Fanta, Coke, lettuce, tomato, beer and pepper. Usually served with a piece of red tissue floating in the glass.

"Would you like a drink with that sir?"
"The Akmosh looks rather fulfilling"

"I'd like six pints of Boddingtons, a Newcastle brown and an Akmosh, barman!"

Akmosh by defproc January 22, 2006