socks

something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.

Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.

by Slick Willie May 28, 2003

sock

a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet

He has about 3 socks on this board.

by Carmen October 24, 2003

Sock

The name a non-binary person will give to anything including themselves

Whos that?
Oh that's socks.
Wha-

by Socks.ghost August 24, 2020

Socking

The act of busting in a sock

"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"

by Socking4life November 30, 2011

No Socks

To have sex with no condom. Specifically to lose your virginity without using protection.

Dude, I totally went no socks on my first time.

by Caramel_Carm August 6, 2014

socks

a place to cry.... :) and store your "liquids"

person 1: man i love my socks

person 2: theyre wet..from all the crying

by me and t-dawg March 4, 2021

Sock

1. An evil race of alien masterminds.

2. A item of clothing for the feet.

3. The thing that mothers dread washing.

4. A low budget condom.

1. "The world has been overrun by socks."

2. "These socks are fucking incredible."

3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"

4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.

by mykitchendoor April 14, 2008