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He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.
Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020
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He is such an amazing soul. Heโ€™s extremely intelligent, really cute, caring and really funny. When you see Jakeโ€™s eyes, they are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. When your around Jake, you feel bubbly and happy just to be with him. When you interact with him, he actually listens to you. Overall, Jake is an amazing guy I wish I could date.
Omg, do you see that hottie over there?? He must be a Jake.
by Oofnut August 29, 2019
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Man with a MASSIVE COCK, bigger than Kieran's.
Wow that guys cock is huge! Hes such a Jake!
by JAKE Will RAKE your ass red November 14, 2021
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I be wanting some Jake up in this crib girllll! (; sexy, sweet, & dangerous... everything a girl could want. He likes it rough so give it to him like that to please him ladies.. Men, beware.. Jakes will still yo lady! Badass and gorgeous... Have a nice ass too.
" woah Jake.. "
by TommyTomKimmyKom November 20, 2013
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Jake's have an abnormally large penis of at least ten inches. They are able to erect easily and are known as the "sex god". You would be lucky to know a jake.
"He was such a jake in bed last night"
by Stevetheman123098 December 14, 2013
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He is amazing and strong and he will fuck u up bad like shitting bad ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Watch our for a Jake cuz he will beat the shit out of u ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by bestpersoneverxx December 15, 2018
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(N.) The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3
My boyfriend's name is Jake and he is the love of my life. There's no one that could ever replace him or love me the way he does.
by chanel saiid November 14, 2009
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