Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.

Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Dex` April 15, 2006

Chuck Norris 

No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.

Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?

Chuck Norris: What is it

Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....

(Awkward Pause)

Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(

Chuck Norris by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010

chuck norris 

A martial artist who thinks he is the shit but got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee on several occasions. The again, he is still alive so I guess that has to count for something.

'Chuck norris aint got shit on my holmes Bruce Lee, sept for the whole 'life' thing'

chuck norris by Shimer April 21, 2006

Chuck Norris 

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's mom last week when I gave her a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Carlo Festejo October 10, 2007

Chuck Norris 

An internet fad that REALLY needs to die.

Don't tell me your next joke is about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Moofey July 3, 2008

chuck norris 

In Texas chuck norris is slang for cocaine. it is called chuck, taking karate chops to the face, at war with chuck, and just plain o'l chuck norris.

Yo henry! u throwin' down for that 8 of chuck norris bro?
of course mayne...i been takin round house kicks to the face all muthuh fuggin day!

chuck norris by Faruhlz December 6, 2006

chuck norris 

when you get mac and cheese(option of easy mac) and mix it with poop and blend it in a blender and feed it to your dogs then when the dogs poop it out you then get the poop and insert it into a womans vagina

i just totally chuck norrised you sister!!

chuck norris by vendetta696 August 7, 2010