vilarious

Definition: When someone has a vanarial disease and it is funny.

That chick has the gona-cipha-herpa-clap. That is so vilarious.

by Piggy June 6, 2005

various oils

well like, ass juice? could be considered as a various oil

"oh man, can't wait to get me some of those various oils! love the taste!"

by gaydicklefrick69 April 8, 2017

Malarious

A comical, often hilarious situation which involves malaria, or symptoms similar to malaria.

Bill:Dude did you hear the bad news?
Dave:What Happened?
Bill:John got malaria.
Dave:That's Malarious!

by sputnikk December 15, 2008

falarious

When you start saying funny, and end saying hilarious, you get, falarious.
funny + hilarious = falarious

Kiri came over on saturday and she slipped on a dryer sheet in my laundry room, it was FALARIOUS!

by Megan(: January 23, 2009

various thivs

Various thivs are defined as an unclear quantity of assorted, unrelated food items that are eaten with the hands in a hideously barbaric fashion.

Separate from eating a meal, which is a formally arranged assortment of ingredients on a plate and is ordinarily done by people with self respect, various thivs are individual ingredients eaten by cavemen who don't give a fuck and can range from tortilla chip crumbs to an entire half of a sandwich.

Essentially, it is snacking until you're not hungry anymore and don't bother eating dinner.

Jackie: Did you eat dinner?
Joe: No I just ate various thivs

by Fwobert December 31, 2010

Balarious

Humorous in a manner that induces spontaneous and absurd laughter beginning with a "BAHAHA" rather than a "HAHAHA"

BAHAHAHA! Michael is absolutely balarious when he's drunk!

by Omar Jasso January 12, 2009

Valicious

Particularly tasty vajunk.

I had a valicious meal during the party last night.

by Seamus December 11, 2004