Cypress: Female aliens have invaded earth and are kidnapping men with big cocks! Don't worry
you are not in danger I'm just messaging to say goodbye.
Lasse:WTF?
Cypress: just got caught blow drying my penis... she asked what i was doing...
apparently "
heating up your dinner" wasnt the right answer
Lasse: WTFWTFWTF!?!
Cypress: JT
Lasse: BIIITTTTCCCHHH!!!
Cypress: UMAD?