Beef Curtains

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

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beef curtains

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

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-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

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"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

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When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

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The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

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Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

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