/b/ is a dog waiting
on the corner for the burrito
in your pants
/b/ is the kid sitting next to you in class, who banged your mom,
your mom's hairdresser, her daughter, her daughters girlfriend and her mom, all in your bed
/b/ is the guy who made slipknot wear masks
/b/ is the one who poisoned taco bell, because that dog pissed him off...he might be a mexican
/b/ is into bestiality, with bears
/b/ is cooler than \d\
/b/ taught chuck norris everything he knew, by banging his mom
/b/ is holy, no matter what religion you believe, he is allmighty, and weilds the pimp hand of longinus like a true godly playa
/b/ knows your reading this, it makes him laugh
/b/ is still banging your mom, listen closely