Crayola shit

when shit leaves streak marks inside the toilet bowl from it being so shitty

i just took a crayola shit. wanna seeeeeeeeeeee

by whatisthisidontevenno December 12, 2010

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Crayola Girl

A girl who others see her as the one who would masturbate with a crayola marker in their spare time.

Man, She is such a crayola girl!

How do you know?

You can just tell dude.

by BandgeekG May 21, 2009

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Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

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1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.

Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

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Crap from crayola

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

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Crayola Factory

A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.

guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"

guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"

guy 1 "yes :("

guy 2 "*sighs*"

by ZZthompson February 7, 2010

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Crayola Cock-Pit

Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.

Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."

Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"

by RachelleF July 31, 2008

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