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filip the pornstar

filip the pornstar starts sticking his ant of a penis into the hole

victoria day the pornstar 

victoria day the pornstar is soo hot in her videos

.9.Ana'z Damned Thing About The Pornstar Cami Strella.9. 

.9.Ana'z Damned Thing About The Pornstar Cami Strella.9.
.9.Ana'z Damned Thing About The Pornstar Cami Strella.9.

The Great PornHub Purge 

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

"The One" porno 

That special porn movie that you are going to masturbate to.
Sometimes countless hours are spent sifting through shitty porn to find "The One" porno.
"The One" porno by taso89 May 24, 2008