by Urmomis January 12, 2022

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!
by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

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by Chuxk December 29, 2021

“Man, did you hear what Hannah did to Jason last week?”
“What happened?”
“He got sent to the hospital by a succubus kiss.”
“What happened?”
“He got sent to the hospital by a succubus kiss.”
by WangNibler July 18, 2025

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
