Cake walk

A group of older women masterbating each other ( the equivalent to a circle jerk)
The ladies of the neighborhood got together for drinks and a cake walk.
by Butterbot December 15, 2023
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cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo
Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!
by ChampagneCulo August 03, 2017
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Cake ass

A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.
"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
by mama_Houstonisbae April 30, 2018
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stupid cakes

She’s got stupid cakes 🥵🍑

Having a large bum/backside
by John harper October 22, 2019
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cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
What a total cake bastard
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
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cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 06, 2020
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cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.
by DrinkMyH8 September 09, 2016
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