On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.
by Jesus-San March 12, 2021

A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.
B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023

You’re a simp, you’re a simp, no you’ve never been a pimp you’re a simp. You’re a simp, you’re a simp.
by Ppeater52 March 21, 2021

You spend an hour and a half talking to your bird with your piece out when you should be making the enchantment table room... Nasty simp
by Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2020

by Brickhead0011 February 27, 2020
