don't tease me

pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
by Fan dango May 01, 2006
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Run a train on me

When a woman usually in high school or college is horny wants to be fucked by multiple men until she cums
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Fuck me to tears

A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?

B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?

A. Just Fuck me to Tears
by bellbelleza March 27, 2010
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Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!
by Imapirateduh January 25, 2007
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giving me the gears

To harass, annoy or throttle someone - similar to giving someone shit or just bothering the living hell out of them.
Ramon has a bad habit of always giving me the gears.
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make me cry

A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
Oh, make me cry! I missed desperate housewives again.
by jsd9632 May 28, 2011
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save me eyes

When a guy or girl is out at the bars or a large party, and a creeper has attatched themselves with the hopes of getting laid, the guy or girl will give their friends the SAVE ME eyes
"I think we need to save Susan from that creeper dancing with her, she just gave me her save me eyes!"
by kandycane123 February 12, 2011
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