Urban Dictionary

A site to go to when you're bored or sad.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of down."
"Go to Urban Dictionary. You'll either laugh or lose brain cells... or both."

by Maria is 5 miles away~~ January 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.

Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...

by Reeejae June 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The gravesite of human civilization.

Why are you urban dictionarying this instead of using an actual dictionary?

by FemboyLucien November 22, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Life.

example 1
Person 1: I don't know how I'd live without Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You wouldn't. Urban dictionary is life.

example 2
Parent: Kids, put on your black clothes, we're going to a funeral. Your uncle Ben is dead.
3-year-old kid: What does it mean to be dead?
Parent: It means a person can no longer use Urban Dictionary.

by shxps September 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

a place u can put whatever u want lmao

Person 1:URBAN DICTIONARYYYYYYYY
Teacher: Aaaaaaah

by JEFFLOLJK November 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The fake dictionary that everyone looks to in 2018

I'm going to look it up on the URBAN DICTIONARY.

by Harrygwith2r's November 28, 2018

Dictionary

A book with hundreds of pages of useful definitions of words that you might not understand.

Man 1: what does this word mean?”
Man 2: I don’t know.”

Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”

Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”

by Lord_farqueef October 1, 2017