nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of

If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.

by real boy lucas September 29, 2018

tugging on my nuts

If someone is really annoying you or just pissing you off they are “tugging on your nuts”

Girl: Can i have a dollar

Guy: Are you tugging on my nuts rn?

by Lj123;) November 30, 2021

Last Nut October

Last Nut October, specifically October 24th-31st, is a special seven days to bust your final nuts before No Nut November. This timeframe is also called "No Nut November Preseason." Some refute this practice, simply for the possibility of being better prepared.

"Gotta celebrate Last Nut October before NNN comes!"
"What do you mean Last Nut October? Oh, that's right..."

by IYM November 3, 2020

Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022

Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.

Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?

by DopeVision April 5, 2022

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

Reverse-Nut Clarity

Blowing a load and realizing the feelings are real

Reverse-Nut Clarity set in and I starting looking at Etsy wedding rings

by buunnyrainy February 8, 2022