oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021

stupid beans

Fucking bullshit

Homie: you I just fucked your bitch
Me: Stupid beans

by waterguy29 November 10, 2017

Bean

He was put under a lot of pressure when he was stuck inside a fucking car and then set alight then crushed by a car, but he survived it, he also doesnt know what an orgasm is

R.I.P beans’ dad

Me and the boy at 3PM looking for Bean

by Gucci gamer bath water July 21, 2019

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016

bean

a bean is someone who is amazingly annoying and kinda an asshole, but they’re also incredibly sweet and charming. and damn are they hot

ur such a bean

by chickie nugs May 6, 2020

Boy bean

A term to describe the clitoris of a trans masc.

Ugh, that guy couldn't find my boy bean!!

by AppleJerk August 14, 2024