mulla sex

When a guy wraps his penis in money. Then he sitcks his money covered dick in a womans vagina. Then when you're done, you go buy condoms with the used "mulla".

Dude, I had mulla sex with Miranda last night. And the clerk actually excepted the money!!

by hey222 January 17, 2009

chicken sex

The act of a male and female chicken making sweet, sweet love, in front of all the other farm animals, inconsiderately, as if there were no other place these two small farm-rats could have their ranch-y, feather-fluffing chicken sex.

Hey, Susie! Check out that sweet, sweet chicken sex. Although, I can't believe they would do it like that infront of all the cows and pigs.

by AAAOOO January 1, 2007

sex loop

A sex triangle

My girlfriend my brother and I am all in a sex loop

by The coder 122564645 December 1, 2017

made sex

the in-between stage of having sex and making love. Something less trashy than just having sex but not as romantic as making love.

CHRIS: Hey Jordan can you not come in the dorm tonight, I'm gonna try to "made sex" with Rachel?

JORDAN: Sure dumbass no problem.

by JTesteess February 19, 2010

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009

Caillou sex

To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.

Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"

by DenseCabbage June 8, 2019

tonel sex

A type of threesome where one person gives a blow job while she/he gets fucked in his/her ear.

Jim: Hey the left side of these headphones sounds louder than the right!
Robert: That's cause you had Tonel sex with me and Derrick remember?
Jim: Oh, that's right!!

by Jizzeff June 24, 2008