penis web

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.

"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"

by anonymous help May 13, 2005

penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

tight penis

Overly muscular penis that is too big to function.

Damn boy, you're tight penis won't work!

by sammicheater May 12, 2012

Penis Beard

Male pubic hair

5 Year Old that doesn't like have a penis beard: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A PENIS BEAWD! IT HUWTS! MY PENIS BEAWD HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

Rainbow Penis

A gay guy's penis being inserted into a bisexual guy's butt hole.

I got a Rainbow Penis last night!

by Lord Peter Powell January 22, 2014

Penis Leech

A homosexual, or a woman who sucks wang.

"Yo' Momma is a penis leech!"

by Jack Valenti September 8, 2005