John Cena

You can't see him.

where is John Cena, i cant see him.

by jirgjieughinb May 23, 2021

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023

John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020

John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

John

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.

John is the best person that you'll ever met.

by Love_. June 13, 2018

The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.

I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.

by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011

John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey

"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night

by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015