Watkins Memorial High School

The worst fucking school ever. If you go here, you will experience pregnant sluts, pot heads, stuck up bitches, and your football team will suck ass.

Ron: Hey wanna hang out later?

Jim: I can't, I have to go watch my highschools football team loose again for the 69th time in a row, watch a bunch of potheads fight, and watch a bunch of horny slutty bitches have sex behind the bleachers.

Ron: Oh, you must go to Watkins Memorial High School...

by amanda, a former warrior December 16, 2010

Washington Park High School

Piece of shit school, where niggas stand in the middle of the hall and dont do shit. Hall monitors pretend to do their jobs, but really they contribute to the massive drug problem plaguing the school. Whores are plentiful and if you need some weed, just ask any of the randoms in the hall. There is shooting probably every other day and the graduation rate is 4%. If your looking for a baby, just ask some of the gangster hoes for one of theirs. Athletics are amazing, but whole teams end up in jail by the end of the season.

Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "Hey! Where do you go to school?"

Park Student: " Washington Park High School BITCH"

Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "oh shit.....( dials 911) "

Park Student: *bang* *bang*

by Shmani Cooter May 29, 2008

Pueblo West High School

Where the dreams of children go to die.

Where does he go to school?

Pueblo West High School

Ouch. His life is over.

by yomanitsnoah June 18, 2012

Long Reach High School

Long Reach, oh where does one begin? I suppose the beginning would work. Alright so LRHS is a high school in Howard County a.k.a. HoCo. The school was built in 1997 to alleviate over congestion at the local shit hole (Howard High School). The principle is Mr. Burton who's trademark is calling us "Long Reach family" which no one likes because if you're dating someone at the school that's gross incest. Either way, Long Reach High School's claim(s) to fame are probably that hanging behind the school (a non student) and the infamous French Fry Fight. Both events stood to tarnish the otherwise stellar reputation of Long Reach Which brings us to the next issue. Long Reach and fights are not synonymous. There are not that many fights at the school, well no more than at any other school. Long Reach isn't ghetto and only the kids at River Hill High School, who stay high as jet planes, say that it is. Long Reach has a running rivalry with pretty much every other school in Howard County mainly because the other high schools talk down about Long Reach and sully the schools good name. Long Reach was featured in a scene from the movie "Borat" and also sends numerous kids to ivy league schools each year. Bottomline, Long Reach is a pretty good school ranked as one of the best schools in the country, which begs the question: if Long Reach is so bad then what's the worst school in the nation like? Maybe a hole in the wall...or a trash can.

Kid one: What school do you go to?
Kid two: Long Reach High School
Kid one: Oh that's schools ghetto, there been anymore fights since the French fry fight?
Kid two: Well where do you go?
Kid one: River Hill.
kid two: Been any drug busts since the one from last week?
Kid one: Touché.

by Cessna August 15, 2012

Roswell High School

Hornets are lame, Milton owns them constantly, even though our football team is kinda crappy even though we have Toney Williams and more money and a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay nicer school, i mean come on our campus looks like a college, theirs looks like a prison, i mean for real.

wow, roswell high school really sucks. and is ghetto.

by CHRIS777 December 15, 2008

Bishop dwenger high school

The school where almost everyone is related, half the parking lot is trucks, everyone is where khakis, you are getting hit in the face with a bookbag while on the way to class, you can see at least one kid dabbing in the hallways, chicken Alfredo gets everyone excited, the words "loaf" or "gimme gimme" is heard at least 3 times a day, and the math department is going downhill.

Man bishop dwenger high school really have those country boys.

by Lolly2066 May 19, 2017

East Islip High School

A small public school. With the new expansion the students are all proud of the size of thier new school (less then 1/3 the size of a private high school). The school is in an middle class town filled with somewhat spoiled kids. Most of the students are middle class and lower-middle class spoiling themselves because their parents can't afford a private school who get drunk and smoke weed, and just like every other public school, is filled with gangs and bullies. The public school is going nothing but down cause of budget cuts (classes&clubs&etc). The budget cuts keep getting worse and east Islip is almost equal to the Central Islip High School and the Brentwood High School and is bound to become a thousand times worse because in history at first there was only private schools for the rich kids who could afford them, public school was just a cheap schooling system created for the kids who are too poor to afford a real school. If you go to East Islip High School your probably poor thinking your rich.

-dude my parents are planning on switching me to East Islip High School
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts

E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it

E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!

Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!

E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!

by East Islip Student March 22, 2013