lobster cock

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

cock smoker

some one who likes a penis so they literally are addicted to it

matty you are a cock smoker

by an actual legend December 3, 2006

cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

cock magnet

Typically defined as your mother.

Wow, your mom is the biggest cock magnet I've seen since your sister.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

cock torture

Cutting into a guy's hard cock with a sharp knife, or burning it with a cig lighter until the head falls off. Also filleting a penis can be fun, and then you get to take him both ways at once!

Drawback: causes him lots of pain and you have to find a new cock to fuck after.

Bonus: causes him lots of pain and you get to find a new cock to fuck after.

After I cut his cock in half down the middle, I sat on him sideways and fucked him up and ass and pussy at the same time until he passed out from loss of blood. Now I'm looking for a new cock - want to sleep with me tonight baby?

by Stephie Longhorn February 16, 2004

Cock Sippin'

A sexual position/action in which the woman rides a bmx bike with the man standing on the back pegs. Then the man flops his dick over her shoulder and she turns her head and sucks it.

A remix to Mike Jones' "Still Tippin."-
"Cock sippin' and Blow Blow. While on a HARO."

or

"Dude, yesterday I picked up Jill on my Haro bike. And I let her drive so she could be Cock Sippin'

by T9X July 9, 2009